doopliss asked: This morning I awoke to find my 4.5-year-old sitting by my bed reading "Canadian Royalty." Apparently I'm raising an alt comix prodigy, which is great! But he has questions: will a flap of skin be sewn over his genitals? When can he wear his royal suit? This is not a joke.
well julia, those are questions every parent dreads being asked, but you must have known you’d have to have “the talk” eventually!
to help answer
1) legally, every Canadian who reads Lose #4 is required to have a flap of skin sewn over his or her genitals. i’m not sure about US law (it might differ from state to state?
2) other kids’ birthday parties